psychobabble

I
Grab the children, let them flee. Maybe it’s safer for them to really believe that adults would be able to lead the way. Before they realise that most of the elders really are none the wiser.

Did you hear Syria is banning facebook? It’s nation vs webpage.
Like a grandmother hiding pornographic VCR tapes – come on, who you kidding.
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II
I cant help being attracted to guys that look like they murder their wives. Is a curse. I have daddy issues. What rhymes with issues. Tissues. Shoes. Booze. Fuse. Noose. Cruise. Ew I hate Tom Cruise.
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III
Edwin Tan made it a point to knock it into me before I started work here that as an intern, nothing is beneath me.

I am Khai’s diminished sense of self worth.
I am just the intern. I am only an intern. I am but an intern. I am nothing but an intern.
I am Bah’s heightened sense of insecurity.
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IV
You know what else I am?
I am breaking the internet usage rules.
Hehe.